correcthomestuckquotes:

Jack why are you so dramatic

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

quousque:

corvus-onca-sapien:

berukatxt:

The two ADHD moods:

- I can’t do it

- I can’t stop doing it

The two types of ADHD time:

- now

- not now

the two ADHD memory modes:

-I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth

-I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book

octibbles:

i legit meant to finish this on 4/13 but here i am on 4/30 finally finishing it

yourplayersaidwhat:

Goliath fighter: I’m a far traveler! 

NPC: A fart raveler?! I’m very interested! Can you ravel some farts for me right now? 

neurodivergent-crow:

godlessondheimite:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

neurodivergent-crow:

godlessondheimite:

charlotebronte:

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

I’m WHEEZING

dennys:

Kratoast (Bread of War)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Bard: how much do you wanna bet that the NPC has nothing to do with our goal

Rogue: 13 gold

Bard: 1300 gold.

DM: I dont think he has that much. he has only like 58?

Rogue: …32

DM and Bard both start laughing