califaskaren:

the-real-eye-to-see:

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“this is the 90’s" 

But in 2017 this shit is still the same. 

You can tell how upset and uncomfortable they were. So sick.

systlin:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

merrique-bathory:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

newsmoons:

“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”

“WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS NONSENSE MEAN STEPHENIE”

kristen stewart had enough

“People don’t sound like wind chimes, Stephenie”

Nobody on this planet hates Twilight as much as the cast of Twilight and I respect and admire them for that.

littlecrowking:
“If your story doesn’t end with a lesbian marriage then what are you even doing?
”

littlecrowking:

If your story doesn’t end with a lesbian marriage then what are you even doing?

boesed:
“ laughinghieroglyphic:
“ Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
”
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
”

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

gffa:

HELLO, 911?  I JUST WITNESSED A STRAIGHT-UP MURDER

he hasnt felt a burn that bad since mustafar

polyglotplatypus:

someone on discord dug through an archive of hussie’s old tumblr to find fun shit and this gem was amongst them so i felt like it deserved a drawing

loverickandmorty:

loverickandmorty:

deadlykillerqueen:

I like watching Rick and Morty but even I have to admit that whole “Am I evil? Worst, you’re smart” line and rant that came afterwards made me groan cause I know that people are going to take that whole scene the wrong way and use it to try to prove to others how deep this show by saying how all smart people are evil when in fact Rick is just talking out of his ass once again.

That line was perfect in the context of the show, but there’s definitely going to be those ridiculous “I’m just like Rick” people in those circlejerk facebook groups–where copypastas seem to originate from– that are going to use this scene in the most ludicrous way possible. 

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well that didn’t take long

anyone who claims they’re rick more often than not are closer to jerry. manipulative spineless assholes that everyone hates.

justintaco:

I’m laughing my fucking ass off because this guy has been terrorizing everyone for how many episodes now and all it took to stop him was a guy with a fucking gun

it answers the question “what if they just had a gun. wouldnt that have solved everything so much sooner. everyone prepares for all these epic superpowes but nobody prepares for a gun”

jasper-rolls:
“ kushblazer666:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ can we bring back captcha comics
” ”

jasper-rolls:

kushblazer666:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can we bring back captcha comics

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem, they’re protesting the injustice.