ewebean:

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Happy Birthday, Bilbo and Frodo Baggins!
09.22.17

Please, please do not repost on this site or other sites, print with the intent of profit or distribute these illustrations without the explicit consent of myself, the artist. Wallpaper can be found here and here.

totinos:

Just want to be clear about my boundaries.

benzopyrene-612:

featherygoddess:

mutanty:

i love my new children; joey, jude, xefros, .. .. *looks at smudged handwriting on hand* …dammit?? 

gosh dangit

fuck

the-punk-prophet:

My favourite

afallenwolf:

dios-404:

prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh

^ Proof! 

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you see a half glass of water, chances are it’s half empty because it is extremely unlikely that someone filled a glass half way and set it down to finish filling it later.

daily-xefrostritoh:

sonypraystation:

imcoolwithonions:

sonypraystation:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

unofficialofficialtoadette:

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

taz-quotes:

Taako: Got any road snacks?

The Director: I’ve brewed you up a special phial of gorp, and I think you’re gonna love my special blend. Do you wanna know the secret?

Taako: Don’t say raisins.

The Director: It’s not raisins. Those are a shoe-in for gorp, that’s what the “r” in gorp stands for. No, my secret is… pistachios.

Merle: Shelled?

The Director: Yes, I leave the shells on them, it gives you stronger teeth. Now get the hell out of my office.