Silver Tongue

celticpyro:

solaire-kyun:

rainy-days-will-never-end:

solaire-kyun:

rainy-days-will-never-end:

Comic book Thanos is an incel extremist.

an alien that wants to win death’s affection is like something you’d hear about in a metal song tbh

Imagine being cucked by deadpool

maybe that’s why they changed his backstory for the MCU so that the big bad villain isn’t being cucked by chimichanga meme man

I can’t believe I had to read “cucked by chimichanga meme man” with my own two eyes.

drawendo:
“I can’t unsee Pink doing Steven faces ”

drawendo:

I can’t unsee Pink doing Steven faces 

filibusterfrog:
“meen
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jthm:
“this has probably been done before
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jthm:

this has probably been done before

campbell-duo:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

disgruntledlungfish:

disgruntledlungfish:

disgruntledlungfish:

No official piece of Overwatch media has come even close to touching the perfection of TF2′s “Meet The” videos.

The single line “And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it’s CALLED A ZOO” is better than the entirety of Soldier 76′s cinematic

“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds” has more character and charm than all of the Overwatch comics combined.

Incorrect

TF2 will never come close to this precise moment of objective perfection


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they did it before and did it better 

brainshart:

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

jessicameats:

black-intogold:

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

sicktier:

spectrology:

infinity war is basically just [S] GAME OVER

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nomadactual:

viesti3:

kazucrash:

onedoomedspacemarine:

kawaiite-mage:

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

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That would be Sandy Petersen.

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Nice

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

verycooltrash:

retroactivebakeries:

verycooltrash:

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#aparrently a forensics lab disposed a bag of hands improperly which like. how. how do you do that

don’t worry about it