Silver Tongue
ifadko:
“oh God…oh fuck…
I’m sorry…
what am i doing…
”

ifadko:

oh God…oh fuck…
I’m sorry…

what am i doing…

lethal-cuddles:
“I refuse to apologize
”

lethal-cuddles:

I refuse to apologize

sometipsygnostalgic:

artemispanthar:

Hey so do you think it takes Pearl so long to regenerate because she essentially has to battle through her Nine Circles of Repressed Traumatic Memories every time?

surface pearl: *poking all the other pearls back with rose’s sword* NO. BAD PEARL. GET BACK IN THE GEM

iatethepomegranate:

ocdplayer:

serioussarcsm:

ocdplayer:

captainirrayditation:

ocdplayer:

i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.

like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ “oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”

y/y

oh  my gosh yes

“but what are they biologically?”

“…they are human.”

oh my god

“But what is between their legs?!”

“That is not of your concern, but on a good  day, myself!”

IM SCREAMING

        (via tinpanali)

skiwiff:

he protec but he also atta c

freakinasheet:

Disney: We’d like to get your permission to have Bowser cameo in this scene of our new video game movie

Nintendo: Sure but only if he holds his coffee cup in this specific way, we cannot have him be out of character

Ubisoft: Yo can Luigi dab in our game

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Nintendo: Absolutely

prison-mikes-bandana:

Some of my favorite tweets about avengers infinity war by marvel actors and directors!!

surrend-at-20:

Pearl drew it for her

pancakeke:
“ pancakeke:
“ the-cadence-of-yellow:
“ pancakeke:
“ thekilleropekui:
“ pancakeke:
“this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl
I’m considering making a decoy bowl now
”
All cats ruin the aesthetics...

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

the-cadence-of-yellow:

pancakeke:

thekilleropekui:

pancakeke:

this covers the hole but it’s really obstructive and ruins the aesthetic of the bowl
I’m considering making a decoy bowl now

All cats ruin the aesthetics if it doesn’t revolve around them.

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related: aesthetic cat bed that has only been used 2 times in the past 2 years. they prefer to sleep in Amazon boxes

@pancakeke you should put the amazon box inside the aesthetic cat bed. Maybe they’ll be more inclined to use it that way

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if this works I will lose my damn mind

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

bubblegumbaseballboy:

Blue: “As long as you are there to rule, this colony will be completed”

Pink: 

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