Silver Tongue

lloxie:

doodleforfood:
Whoops.
x3

theta-scorpii:

fakes death
dies anyways

zacharykahlo:

recentgooglesearches:
jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

sangled:

garnet may have future vision but pearl’s like the person who’s been spoiled the entire story and has to sit through painful foreshadowing
bonus:

jitterbugjive:

mymagicgrandpa:
Paranormal magic and 90s, what more could you want?
B]

Still going with my theory that Spiderman is such an enduring character because he’s the one superhero that actually has to deal with financial problems.

mysharona1987:

mysharona1987:
I’ll never forgot watching that early morning Spiderman cartoon:
Peter Parker: “And, on top of everything, I have to figure out how to pay my rent on time.”
*Me* “Wait, this happens to superheroes!?! But they’re all meant to be rich and have endless resources and a fancy butler!”
The most relatable comic book moment ever.

animedads:

people in Mt. Pyre: *crying because they miss their beloved pokemon*
me: *trying to be respectful and walk through without making noise or anything*
fucking guy in half a charizard fursuit stomping around this fucking graveyard running up to me: “HEY HEY YOU LET’S FIGHT”

lousysharkbutt:

TIME FOR PLAN B
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lesbiangoldblum:

straight people: Should You Even Enjoy Your Spouse’s Company?