markiplier:

evilpeevils:

i’m unoriginal lol

@markiplier

still checks out

Do I deserve the big toblerone?

chefpyro:

“Toblerone’s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith’s anime” is a real sentence you can say

yourfursona:

yourfursona:

sorcerers are just wizards that commit piracy

wizard: buys music legally

sorcerer: pirates music

cleric: downloads dad’s old cds

druid: collects vinyls from the dumpster

bard: soundcloud rapper

warlock:

Necromancer uses midi versions of music

scraps-is-busy:

Can the new clapback be “You don’t deserve this big Toblerone?”

showerthoughtsofficial:

Wifi hot spots shouldn’t say “free wifi” when they ask for information. Sharing your personal data is a form of currency.

nessamiibo:

sonic06apologist:

You can actually buy a big toblerone 

But do you deserve it

anarchist-caravan:

An impromptu Michael Jackson sequence from Makoto Kobayashi’s cat manga “What’s Michael?”

illegally-radical:

Neo Yokio (2017)

zombeesknees:

#this entire scene is a fucking masterpiece  #the building tension in Barbossa’s cabin  #the strings in the score rising ominously  #and then the entire movie turns on a /dime/  #‘oh okay’  #I remember thinking  #‘fucking GHOST PIRATES’  #it drops from historical swashbuckler to fantasy swashbuckler in one set piece  #in which the rules for how the crew work are given to you purely in visuals  #and you get to see that sharp difference between horror-horror and fun horror  #because this scene genuinely terrifies Elizabeth  #and delights /you/  #instead of being awful for both of you  #god it’s just so neatly done and raises the stakes for the film and puts everything into context and adds depth to the characters  #and comes as a complete surprise  #this is all the things you want in a set piece  #we should all aspire to storytelling so economical  #(incidentally so should THE SEQUELS  #christ)  (via wizzard890)