gothicashworld:

ilikeyoshi:

chu-likes-minecraft:

ilikeyoshi:

chu-likes-minecraft:

ilikeyoshi:

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them

hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0

it’s done :]

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/

EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D

For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

beingcuteismything:

yotaasuke:

vang0bus:

vang0bus:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

aratakichiban:

gender-void-partially-stars:

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

what

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

actually its a decagon

careful apollo might hear you

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox

someones been manipulating its borders for the last few centuries to sacrifice all its inhabitants so he can get the power to eat god

everythingfox:

She accepted her fate

ladyshivs:

ladyshivs:

ladyshivs:

ladyshivs:

So…roughly three months ago my mother was trying to order a painting for her office space of a New Orleans street view

She picked out a print of pointillism style painting, nice bright colors, appealing to the eye sort of thing.

It arrives only for her to find that it’s not a painting, but rather a mosaic-by-number kit with ~75,000 pieces. Her eyes are bad enough that she can’t really put it together herself and my fathers hands aren’t steady enough to get the tiles facing the right way. So, for the past two weeks I’ve been putting them down one by one so that she can have a nice mosaic for her office wall instead.

I’m roughly 25-30% done:

5/19 update

5/23

5/27

Almost 50% done!!

tooies:

superhelltubesusie:

superhelltubesusie:

tooies:

scp foundation thinks i mind control people to escape my enclosure but im actually just asking really really niceys

me too pal

hey wait you’re supposed to be in your enclosure

dont even worry about that

silver-tongues-blog:

Alpha male gamer girls are the real Gaslight gatekeep girlbosses in the world

mysharona1987:

corhore:

calvinandhobbescomic:

askfallenroyalty:

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