someone introducing t’challa at an international conference: and now, his majesty, king of wakanda, t’challa!
shuri, somewhere in the crowd: NERD
I rarely criticize my wife, but when I do, it’s spoken directly to her, in private, and with love.
I don’t speak negatively about my wife to other people. Not because she’s perfect (which is an impossible and unfair standard) but because she deserves a husband she can trust. To say anything about my wife that I wouldn’t say to her face, would be a betrayal of that trust.
I never want her to spend a single moment worrying about the way I talk about her when she’s not around.
A little louder
I RARELY CRITICIZE MY WIFE, BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S SPOKEN DIRECTLY TO HER, IN PRIVATE, AND WITH LOVE.
I DON’T SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY WIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S PERFECT (WHICH IS AN IMPOSSIBLE AND UNFAIR STANDARD) BUT BECAUSE SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND SHE CAN TRUST. TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN’T SAY TO HER FACE, WOULD BE A BETRAYAL OF THAT TRUST.
I NEVER WANT HER TO SPEND A SINGLE MOMENT WORRYING ABOUT THE WAY I TALK ABOUT HER WHEN SHE’S NOT AROUND.
(is that loud enough?)
Yes. Thank you.
I see a lot of people on my dash complain about their significant other. Maybe they should show that person this post.
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave
I love death so much thanos is gonna have to kill the entire universe and make me immortal because he’s a whiny fuckboy incel who can’t accept that death isn’t into him
fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.
jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave
Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attentionKakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*
Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????
Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*
Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….



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