illustraice:

aplpaca:

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

luxtempestas:

as a child growing up on the east coast of canada i never heard of the yosemite, so i grew up thinking the looney tunes character yosemite sam was just always being called “yo sammity sam”

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sluttykrab:

Dio Brando lived 123 slutty slutty years

fousheezy:
“ tomellis:
“ jakegyllinhaal:
“Imagine Jake Gyllenhaal peeing on you
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lifeguard jake! the jellyfish stung the inside of my throat please help!
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fousheezy:

tomellis:

jakegyllinhaal:

Imagine Jake Gyllenhaal peeing on you

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lifeguard jake! the jellyfish stung the inside of my throat please help!

Random mash-up posts

chefpyro:

blazing-forge:

turcottebros17:

Posts of characters I have done.

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Isn’t Trophy Stand Trophy just a stolen joke traced from this? Or is there something going on I’m unaware of?

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saltycardinals:

the evolution of ocelot

I give credit to the lovely lady himmdaisy.

maybenotboring:

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*