squirrel girl is canonically more powerful than thanos
i remember this one time she beat thanos and like, an observer confirmed it wasnt a clone or robot or alternate dimension thanos, it was the one true thanos.
She stopped Galacticus from eating the earth with the help of only her squirrel.
give up your position as supreme overlord to accidentally spark a war that kills all of your friends except for a couple, then spend a lot of time more or less being a tease until eventually dying to produce a kid for some guy that happened to pop over your fence instead of spending eternity with her.
could thanos just like..,… calm down?? why he wanna be ruler of the universe anyway,, universe ain’t done nothing cool?? wanna know what is cool?? lazer tag,,, why can’t he just calm down..,,,… buy a lazer tag place and earn a steady income w the lazers….. ?
we can’t get the actual reason in the movie, because fox owns Deadpool, but the entire infinity war is because Thanos is in love with Death, who’s in love with Deadpool, so Thanos wants to destroy the universe and kill as many people as possible to win Death’s heart. we’ve been robbed some QUALITY interactions since Deadpool isn’t in this movie and they probs won’t include Death.
ah so basically thanos is an entitled fuckboy that was turned down and went on a killing spree bc he feels like he’s owed a relationship
didn’t think i could have more reasons to hate thanos and YET
that’s exactly what it is.
Thanos is the ultimate incel
Thanos is so jealous of Deadpool and Death’s love affair that he curses Deadpool with immortality so that they can never be together.
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