ancient roman artist 1: hey can i ask a question
ancient roman artist 2: yeah go ahead
ancient roman artist 1: so i’m making this figurine of hermes with a giant dick
ancient roman artist 2: nice
ancient roman artist 1: but i feel like it’s missing something in the phallus department
ancient roman artist 2: that’s easy, just give him a hat with some dicks on it
ancient roman artist 1: oh. how many dicks should i put on it
ancient roman artist 2: there is no limit to the creative process
I MESSED UP
is it doing binary?
There are 11 kinds of people in the world. Those who can read binary, and those who can’t.
hauntswitch act 1 isnt gonna be rated e bc the first things dammek is gonna do is yell fuck then shoot the monsters into a gorey death
What if your mans kink was to have you talk like a cowboy
“ lissen here I reckon you better gimmie the rootin'est tootin'est NUT this side of the rio grande”






