Silver Tongue

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

black–twitter:
I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

you were right all along

Anonymous

I usually am. What was I right about?

dootmario2:

firetopp:

writing-prompt-s:
Your grandma always told you stories about a giant dragon that was so strong, that it took a thousand magicians to seal the dragon away in opposites. Fireflies are actually the soul of the dragon and waterfalls the blood that once ran through its veins. Today you woke up to the news that all waterfalls have stopped flowing and that biologist found that firefly populations are blinking out.
What I’m going to tell my kids

tastefullyoffensive:

Ay caramba. (via Duck_Sparrow)

atissi:

she’s an apex predator goddamnit!

2srooky:

The Skype call ringtone noise activates my fight or flight response

padmaynaberrie:

moonlandingwasfaked:
papajohnpizzas:
when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy
doctor strange

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:
Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…
I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …