Silver Tongue

rapacityinblue:

rubyvroom:

stonelionhearts:

one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

Please do not forget:

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Originally posted by interretialia

kilalabunnies:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

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But for real the people who complain about “pandering” when it comes to characters that are poc or any sexuality that isn’t straight are most likely straight and white. Because they grew up with all this media staring straight white characters that anything different is “waaaaah I hate this, why is it starring a protagonist that’s different than me??? where’s the usual stuff featured in tens of thousands of media???”.
They don’t seem to realize the characters they call “pandering” have the same features as real life people do, that maybe the writers thought “hey, children that need representation can finally have a character to relate to.” Remember the deaf Latina mermaid from the little mermaid cartoon that used sign language? I heard she made quite a few children like her happy. That’s why representation is important, kids need characters like them that are the heroes that save the day in cartoons because it gives them a character to relate to and go “hey they’re just like me!”.

critical-quit:
“ jellyweasel:
“i also like the idea that women can’t pay for and own homes
”
i like the idea that a man cave is something that a man is “forced” to arrange, as though if they’re exposed for too long to a domestic setting they’ll die
”

critical-quit:

jellyweasel:

i also like the idea that women can’t pay for and own homes

i like the idea that a man cave is something that a man is “forced” to arrange, as though if they’re exposed for too long to a domestic setting they’ll die

threshecutioner:

people who ignore the fact that damara megido hasn’t had a sexual relationship with any other troll in *eternity* since her breakup with rufioh
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people who think/say damara is a sex freak because of her crude language despite ignoring the fact that she purposely does it to frustrate the other pre-scratch trolls
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people who think/say damara megido is simply some sex starved troll
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hostilemuppet:

fern-reblogs:

hostilemuppet:

meme skeleton man

he looks soft and I want to hug him but that’s potentially a bad idea

go ahead and hug him, hes a touch starved gay that craves affection

sabrecmc:

sailorslayer3641:

bookshop:

teiledesganzen:

ronstormer:

effinglioness:

ninjabrianhasanstd:

mortallyfoolish:

Elle Woods was hollering back before the movement. This is why i love this movie. It’s so progressive. Elle is a femme feminist who comes by it the hard way. She doesn’t change for the bookish people, the elitists, or for the feminists. She just does what she needs to do, and what she wants, even when at first it was chasing a boy. Then the movie drops the romance. IT DROPS THE ROMANCE. chick flicks don’t do that. Emmett asking her out is a footnote at the very end. And this whole time, she is classy, and lady like, and has pride in herself and her work. She’ll go to a costume party as a playboy bunny, but like hell will she sleep with her professor for an internship. Elle is my feminist role model

Same.

Elle Woods 4ever

I remember listening to my DAD defend Legally Blonde. An uncle was saying “Oh look, it’s that stupid movie again.” as he flipped through the channels. My dad responded with “Oh yeah, that movie where the blonde girl with great grades works really hard to get into pre-law, studies hard and proves herself to her peers and bosses while maintaining her integrity and not sleeping with her boss? What a terrible message to send girls.”

Also, I love this movie because Reese Witherspoon. 

And don’t forget that she has serious female friends and wins the case by way of her specialist knowledge of so-called “feminine things” that no one else takes seriously enough to even bother with.

The movie also passes the Bechdel test.

LET’S NOT FORGET that even though it starts with a situation where two girls are rivals for the same guy, they BOTH choose to ignore the social codes (and hollywood bylaws) that tell them they should be cat-fighting and trying to one-up each other, and instead they realize that they make good working partners and better friends and screw rivalry, AND ALSO HAVE EACH OTHER’S BACKS RE: WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT. And that it portrays sororities as places where women can learn to work together and respect each other and help each other out, which sets the stage for the way Elle treats everyone she meets for the rest of the movie. OH AND IT HAS A FAT SIDE CHARACTER WHO OVERCOMES EMOTIONAL ABUSE, IS NEVER FAT-SHAMED OR USED AS THE BRUNT OF A FAT JOKE, AND LANDS THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE FILM. 

ALL. OF. THIS.

It is also fairly well acknowledged in legal circles that this movie inspired a number of women to go to law school, and more particularly to apply to the Ivy Leagues.

mellowstarscape:

bakvvas:

ghettoinuyasha:

silly-slacker-person:

spectralbarbholland:

apartmentofstabs:

gadgethewolf:

starry-nightengale:

awesomealfry:

doorstoplord:

incendiarysongbird:

safety-officer-barto:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

bisexualgambit:

jewishdragon:

officialqueer:

safety-officer-barto:

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

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HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

okay, but eighth graders

….. could be a nursery.

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

hello? HUSH

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

T H E R E  I S  A  H O R S E,   

L O O S E

I N  T H E  

H O S T P I T A L

Horses caring for dogs

penfairy:

penfairy:

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages