Silver Tongue

redchrominance:

airyairyaucontraire:

gelledegg:

powerfulwizard:

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this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

“Behold, a van!”

dark-haired-hamlet:

doritoprincess:

release-the-sheep:

thinking about fleetwood mac and how they actually sang songs about each other. and performed them. about how much they loved or hated each other like what the fuck how

I mean can you imagine. singing about how somebody broke your heart and they’re literally harmonizing. they’re right fucking there. they’re in touching distance. insanity! complete insanity! I would either break down crying or fully snap and break their neck

fucking. silver springs!!! ‘you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you!’ no fucking kidding he won’t stevie he’s literally behind you playing the drums! absolute madlads

This live performance feels like I’m watching my parents fighting in the kitchen

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dGykwC0fdJ4

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minart-was-taken:
“Kind of WACK that having vital organs doesn’t fit modern beauty standards.
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minart-was-taken:

Kind of WACK that having vital organs doesn’t fit modern beauty standards.

bemusedlybespectacled:
“ lesbiansandpuns:
“ sonneillonv:
“ quasi-normalcy:
“ argumate:
“it’s kind of established that there is no “get out of a beatdown” role you can take other than being a cop yourself, right? media, medics, lawyers, all fair...

bemusedlybespectacled:

lesbiansandpuns:

sonneillonv:

quasi-normalcy:

argumate:

it’s kind of established that there is no “get out of a beatdown” role you can take other than being a cop yourself, right? media, medics, lawyers, all fair game.

Turns out that cops are just dudes who really like beating the shit out of defenceless people. There’s really no other qualification.

For those who hate lawyers I do want to point out that legal observers are sent by the National Lawyer’s Guild, which is the primary organization providing pro-bono legal defense to protesters and black community leaders who have been jailed to try to derail the movement.  So, these are not the lawyers you hate.

Just to reiterate: the entire point of NLG legal observers is to deter unlawful or improper behavior on the part of the police / law enforcement personnel–and to document such behavior, if they aren’t successful in deterring it. In the U.S., they have to be trained and certified. Their job is to help you protest to the full extent of your constitutional rights and with minimal interaction with the criminal justice system. I cannot stress the extent to which they are on your side.

The National Lawyer’s Guild’s motto is “human rights over property interests” and was created as a direct fuck you to conservative and exclusionary bar associations. Their dues are way cheaper than other bar associations and you can join even as a jailhouse lawyer (a prisoner who teaches themselves the law to advocate for others). 

And just because this is literally my job: your negative perception of lawyers is literally propaganda. The portrayal of defense attorneys as evil for defending criminals, the idea that suing people is something only rich or very greedy people do, the complete erasure of legal aid as a thing that exists, are all designed to make you afraid to advocate for your legal rights.

The idea that only guilty people ask for their lawyer when questioned is propaganda

tales-from-albion:

Reaver: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Hammer: We got spring water

Reaver: NO.

Sparrow: with EXTRA minerals

Hammer: it’s like licking a stalagmite

Reaver: DON’T COME HOME.

Sparrow: Mmmmm cave water

inaccurate-fable-quotes:

Sparrow: Hey Reaver, how’s life going for you?

Reaver: It’s going fine

Theresa: Of course, in his case, ‘fine’ was only meant to reassure. He had never been less fine, nor was he fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside but I don’t wish for anyone to worry.’

birdpant:
“Death is not your destiny today, little sparrow.
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birdpant:

Death is not your destiny today, little sparrow.

(That moment when we learn Reaver was responsible for Oakvale’s destruction)
Reaver: Two truths, one lie. My preferred weapon is a gun, my eyes are green, I was responsible for Oakvale’s destruction but I didn’t realise it was going to happen.
Sparrow: .... the last one.
Theresa: His eyes are blue.
The Player and Sparrow: WHAT?!

ineedeitheranaxeoracupoftea:

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I’m replaying Fable 2 and I thought that this was hilarious.

From when Theresa tells you to find Garth at Brightwood Tower