elfgrove:

queenanthai:

d0rk:

descepter:

Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?

the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.

I AM THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Grayson, we know you work as a police officer for a day job, but this is not subtle. Not at all.

kilalabunnies:

silver-tongues-blog:

Get flavoured lube

Freeze it

Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO

Silver, I’m your SO and if you do this ur grounded

what if you do it to me

filibusterfrog:

i think casters probably have a natural shape that is most comfortable for them to cast, and a preferred shape thats cast for the aesthetic value. So if you cast dancing lights and its something simple like an orb, any snooty spellcasters would be like ‘get a load of this guy…. no self-respect… doesnt even make his lights pretty’

several-bellies-fully-lovable:

Is my birfday

Gonna go eat a shit ton of sushi

vore those fishies!

astral-glass:

red-boston-batter:

I DID THE MEET THE MEDIC TAUNT BY THE DOOR BEFORE THE MATCH STARTED AND THE DOVES GOT STUCK TO THE GATE

they’re gonna fite

buttofthewild:

jotaritos:

I’ve only had this game for 12 hours

Ok but you forgot the most important tho

silver-tongues-blog:

Get flavoured lube

Freeze it

Cronch the lubes ice without breaking eye contact with your SO

midtown120blues:

themathomhouse:

midtown120blues:

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

garmadon:

me: [sees or hears the words “feed me” in absolutely any context ever]

me: