recoil-operated:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

celtic-tactical:

itsmybrightesthour:

dragonlikecats:

How I imagine Americans to make food.

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

mbulteau:

anthony-ivarsoy:

onyourleftbooob:

bellygangstaboo:

city is woke af

DIRECT ACTION

Chicago is one of the cities I’m considering for when I move to the US, and let me tell you, it just earned a bunch of points in the current tally

macleod:

millennial-review:

Yeah, someone actually wrote this. Like they actually sat down and thought these thoughts were good enough to write down for the world to see.

If someone can feel confident enough to publish this, then you can publish your art.

browsedankmemes:

Photoshop via /r/memes http://ift.tt/2xfj6IK

creamakita:

luxtempestas:

aesthetic: the three headed rat queen from the russian nutcracker movie and her three headed rat son

don’t ever talk to me or me or me or my son or my son or my son again

pumpkinspicepunani:

peashooter85:

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

bobbyhillkin:

rick and morty is steven universe for reddit

planeswalker-umbral:

nichtschwert:

irishfino:

ithelpstodream:

“it’s just a parking lot”

exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.

[drives over hitler’s death site]

Bloody amazing.

And you know what’s right next to it?

That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.

So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.

Makes ya think, doesn’t it?

Germany gets why you shouldn’t have monuments to your bad points in history.

But try explaining to Americans they have bad points in their history.