Silver Tongue

danna644:

CN: And now… Teen Titans Go!

Me:

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trilllizard666:

fortangel:

mediocrepresident:

goldkat-g0negrey:

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

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Confidence Helps

xteacupx:

I’ve always had this headcanon that because Lord English doesn’t have wings, Calliope would have them instead. Our wee cherub is growing up!

What happened to Asriel that caused that black eye?

askfallenroyalty:

BEFORE:

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AFTER:

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possiblestoner:

possiblestoner:

I will never stop talking about how much Undertale helped me. I’m still not the greatest person, but I could have been a hell of a lot worse. I owe Toby Fox so much.

It’s why I get so defensive when someone says anything bad about this game because it’s so much more than just a game to me. Even just that one line, 

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To some it’s a reflection of the journey you’ve been on in the game, but to me, and I’m sure to others like me as well, it holds a whole different and very personal meaning. I broke down into tears when I read it, and still do sometimes. It’s one of those things you didn’t realize how badly you needed to hear. 

That’s why I’ll defend Undertale to the grave if I have to. It may not seem like much to some of you, but to others, it was life changing, and to some it was even life saving. 

Understand that to some of us, it’s not just a game. 

jdlaclede:
“ shrexy:
“ easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
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i never stop laughing at this fucking post
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jdlaclede:

shrexy:

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

indyfalcon:

lostlegendaerie:

headcanon that maes hughes introduced himself to a lot of people as “the best at corny puns.” some people caught on immediately, but six months into their friendship roy puts down a glass of water, hides his face in his hands, and whispers “maize” under his breath and nobody understands why

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a-maize-ing

animator-pears:
“ you folks wanT To see my scrapbook?
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Do not repost.
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animator-pears:

you folks wanT To see my scrapbook?

Do not repost.

jumpingjacktrash:
“ avatar-dacia:
“ thisisarebeljyn:
“ fearwax:
“ scootsenshi:
“ 24-sa3t:
“ comradeonion:
“ powerofthestruggle:
“ Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904
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this is an extremely important picture
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Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun...

jumpingjacktrash:

avatar-dacia:

thisisarebeljyn:

fearwax:

scootsenshi:

24-sa3t:

comradeonion:

powerofthestruggle:

Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904

this is an extremely important picture

Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg

He has a nice face

No but the history behind this picture is really interesting

The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture.

It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like.

But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike.

I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing.

Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash.

always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.