mellowmodesty:

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

metalgirlysolid:

xenocross:

goddamit ocelot

Dude was so slick he coulda hidden in the Girl Scouts of America and they never would’ve noticed til they saw 10,000 shipments of thin mints going out to Mother Base.

daily-xefrostritoh:

he’s still my best friend

ofcowardiceandkings:

some kinda lizardborn

glubtier:

inremote:

me-and-my-beard:

vaginalonetwopunch:

thetimesinbetween:

kittyhasacause:

kerryrenaissance:

randomologie:

Sad Truth

Scary truth.

Posh truth

sporty truth

Baby truth

Ginger truth

Had a moment there trying to figure out who Sad Spice was

Yeah that’s my Spicesona and I’d appreciate some credit.

rasec-wizzlbang:

neilnevins:

joyouscatus:

northernweird:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isn’t written in fruit-related riddles

gokuluvr459:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

mama

just killed a man

put a gun against his head

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

and mama

life had just begun

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

AND MAMA