Silver Tongue

kvgura:

(° o°)!

daily-incineroar:

this was tons of fun also please watch aggretsuko

catchymemes:
“Significant update
”

catchymemes:

Significant update

scotchtapeofficial:
“glutko:
“The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis
”
he got a Mega Lo Bladder cuz of his Long Penis
”

scotchtapeofficial:

glutko:

The largest cockroach ever is named Megalovania LongPenis

he got a Mega Lo Bladder cuz of his Long Penis

incorrectlozbotwquotes:

Zelda: Did you have any trouble with the Compendium?

Link: Piece of cake.

Zelda: You didn’t do it, did you?

Link: I don’t even know where my Sheikah Slate is.

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

chefpyro:

My cat: stands, does nothing

Me: reaches to pet him

My cat: does a backflip, jumps up against a wall, does a corkscrew and rotates 720 degrees before landing in a perfect split

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grayclouds:

piskierust:

EA: The latest installment of this beloved single player franchise just isn’t making enough money.

EA: Could it be because the game was released unfinished, doesn’t have anymore to do in it than previous, smaller installments of the franchise yet has far larger environments to traverse? Is it because we put integral story elements in premium DLC? Is it because we keep trying to force microtransactions and multiplayer on you!?

EA: Nah, single players games just suck.

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

Practice makes slightly less terrible, especially when using chuckle voodoo. Luckily for her, selvir figured out how to use her lockets as a focus

Practice makes slightly less terrible, especially when using chuckle voodoo. Luckily for her, selvir figured out how to use her lockets as a focus