trustlup:

piglet-schmiglet:

trustlup:

griffin mcelroy is a coward

justin mcelroy is also a coward

travis mcelroy is a hero

aeritus:

it’s 2am and im sorta-sick and tired

saltosalts:

OF COURSE I HAVE A STRATEGY FOR THIS DUNGEON

r8xylalonde:

hey there demons, its ya girls

sauwuron:

verymaedhros:

sauwuron:

yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your

Charisma teeth are the fangs

this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received

dudegoback:

Hmm..

boss-hoody:

Y’all out here bitching and moaning about Momo’s revealing costume and I haven’t see a single word about THIS crazy thot ONCE

mamoru:

explanatorypower:

quite-quirksome:

mamoru:

good homeopathy: i use lavender because it smells nice and helps me sleep

bad homeopathy: i use lavender and it smells so nice that i stop getting vaccinated

good homeopathy: increasing fruit and green leafy vegetables in my child’s diet might help them beat leukemia

bad homeopathy: chemotherapy drugs are full of toxic chemicals so I’m gonna cleanse my child with this tea for 2 weeks

Yall sound like elitist assholes who spend more time judging people they dont know than they do researching substances

I am terminally ill and venting about salespeople that try to scam me and my friends at medical conventions but go off

ruinedchildhood:

wolfsummer:

largebluepanda:

spongebobsquarepants:

killmongersaidheyauntie:

spongebobsquarepants:

tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy:

suzyycarmichaelll:

vinebox:

spongebobsquarepants:

vinebox:

spongebobsquarepants:

Mood

I gotta be the only one that loves oatmeal raisin

Yeah, they bout good as shit.

Oatmeal raisin is the best kind

I will gladly die in defense of the oatmeal raisin cookie

listen, listen… the true alpha answer is oatmeal chocolate chip cookies