“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.
“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.
#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman
May 5th is National Awareness Day for Missing and Murdered Native American Women and Girls.
Wear a red dress or display a red dress outside your home
Always.
*shows up two months late*
Ahh fuck, hope i wasnt too late on this one @penumbreon here’s your (super duper) late valentine ,^^
Ok they’re not even using a usb or chip or something in this one, they’re just shoving their finger into what looks like a power supply attachment?
the lord of the rings gets a lot funnier when you realise that merry and pippin were stoned out of their minds a good half of the time
imagine you and your best friend both have the munchies so you decide to raid the local farmer’s field when you literally run into your two of your smoking buddies from the shire and they tell you they’re hiking to bree to meet gandalf, who you know has some top quality hash stashed on his person at all times, so you agree to go with them and somehow end up on a thousand-mile hike to destroy a piece of evil jewellery in a volcano. congratulations. you’re merry and pippin now.
