Silver Tongue
adurot:
“conspicuouslad:
“Jesus look at all those buzz words.
Remember that regular sugar is not made of animals or wheat, and has no calories to begin with.
”
Does it have an actual ingredients list?
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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

Jesus look at all those buzz words.
Remember that regular sugar is not made of animals or wheat, and has no calories to begin with.

Does it have an actual ingredients list?

jake-richmond:
“Modest Medusa 840
Read Modest Medusa here!
Support Modest Medusa on Patreon!
Tip Modest Medusa on Ko-fi!
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jaredduck:

giving an actor a second chance means letting ryan reynolds and ben affleck play deadpool and batman even though the last superhero movies they did weren’t successful, it doesn’t mean giving a man who beat up his wife movie roles like nothing happened

incorrectfmaquotes:

k1mie03:

how do you even draw fire??? 

Anyway another FMA comic based on @incorrectfmaquotes

i fricken love this account its so fun to binge read the quotes

Sorry I didn’t reblog this earlier, it got lost in everything else, but I’m really glad I found it again because I love these so much! I especially love your art style and the pacing of the comics! 

theowlburrow:
“Girafarig
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theowlburrow:

Girafarig 

scotchtapeofficial:

how do u power up a wand with magical energy

i bought a sick looking wooden wand a year ago and i wanna use it but idk how to turn this thang on. can i power it with a JO crystal

Yes but you need to surround it with them and polish it. You’ll know when it’s fully charged because you will see magic coming out of the tip.

scotchtapeofficial:
“scotchtapeofficial:
“ duranbong:
“my switch controller broke so I’m sending it to Nintendo to be repaired but when they ask me to confirm the details there’s just this luigi covering half the text
”
hello
”
he’s there to help you...

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

duranbong:

my switch controller broke so I’m sending it to Nintendo to be repaired but when they ask me to confirm the details there’s just this luigi covering half the text

hello

he’s there to help you idiot

cutehaywood:

“keep up, fuckboys” is honestly the funniest thing to ever come out of ryans mouth

bob-belcher:

I got an email from a guy who said that he was really depressed and was about to hurt himself when a friend called and asked him to go dancing. He said no, he didn’t want to go out. And then after he hung up the phone, he remembered that line: “Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.” So he called the friend back, went dancing, had a great time, decided not to kill himself and wrote me a letter saying, “That line saved my life.” I was weeping [reading that]. What an offhand line to end up being so meaningful to someone. That blew my mind.  (x)