Silver Tongue

nekoama:

Video Games - Interlude Comic

Aka ‘Charmander in Spring’

radioactiveclit:

justsomeantifas:

alt-right: no one is oppressed oppression isn’t real you whiny snowflakes

alt-right: anyway, conservatives are oppressed.

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This actually happened though

possumoftheday:
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: WildCare in Oklahoma! 

(Submitted by riverpuppy447)

bitterfuckinglesbian:

macdaddyzev:

shitpostangel:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

Literally no where does op say that

I didn’t say it but it is true

lingeringlens:

agentmacleodscp:

sexycontainmentprocedures:

A family doesn’t have to be a man, woman, and two children. A family can be over 3000 anomalies and several thousand employees of an extralegal paramilitary organization.

A family can be a Mobile Task Force sent to prison by an Ethics Committee court for a crime they didn’t commit who promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Three Portlands underground. Today, still wanted by the Foundation, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Eta Team.

In other words- We don’t know the exact definition of family. Is it a chemical? A virus? Is it a SCP itself?

cinematik:

cinematik:

acceptable marvel characters to stan:

  • peter parker and friends
  • anyone from wakanda 
  • honestly. that’s it i’m sorry
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……fuck

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

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do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

Just a Lucky guess

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We had just snuck into a legionare castle and walking through the door I had cast disguise self as in one of the gaurds out front in particular.

Dm: “aright so you guys just sorta walk into through the front door and you still see some gaurds at the towers”

Me(mostly goofin): Oh hey guys its just me Jeffery! Everyones favorite guy coming to check out the holding cells

Dm *pausing a full second*: I cant beleive it

Me: what

Dm: You somehow managed to guess his name…. Im so mad

*collectively we all lost our shit*

girlkisser:

it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”