Silver Tongue
when i die

caradelrey:

me: wassup bro lol
god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

toilet–princess:
“ birdscool:
“ thedelicateghost:
“ ltarget:
“ nmlss:
“ videogame-and-coffee-bird:
“ candy5hark11:
“ videocookies:
“Can someone photoshop this blood moon on my hand?
”
sure dude how’s this?
”
Don’t be a dick; give him what he kindly...

toilet–princess:

birdscool:

thedelicateghost:

ltarget:

nmlss:

videogame-and-coffee-bird:

candy5hark11:

videocookies:

Can someone photoshop this blood moon on my hand?

sure dude how’s this?

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Don’t be a dick; give him what he kindly requested:

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there ya go man

De nada.

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Be serious about this guys. Here you go, bud. 

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you meant this hand right

So close yet so far..

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pardonmewhileipanic:
“ what fucking monster brought this ancient meme back
in this…. the year of our lord 2018
”

pardonmewhileipanic:

what fucking monster brought this ancient meme back

in this…. the year of our lord 2018

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:
“ fruitsoftheweb:
““We further reconstruct controls from reference trajectories captured from human subjects by augmenting a sampling-based algorithm.“
”
michelin man goes ham must see
”
kropotkhristian:
“Conservatives irl
”

kropotkhristian:

Conservatives irl

4a0000:
“ podencos:
“@4a0000
”
I love her
”

kramergate:

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

androgyny-queen:
“ holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“ holybooks:
“”
the final boss
”
if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so...

androgyny-queen:

holybooks:

holybooks:

holybooks:

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the final boss

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if i get one more message accusing me of “doxxing gay horney” im going to delete because 1. this is public info from their websites and 2. that combination of words is so incredibly chaotic

Youve heard of the brady bunch well get ready for the gooch group

zilliumgrist:

yuliaplisetskaya:

zilliumgrist:

gen z humor: im kin with your pants

millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha

gen x humor: cat videos

baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”

gen z: lahdjdkslajsjsh

millenial: asdfghjkl

gen x: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

baby boomer: ha ha !

this is the only addition to this post that isnt bad

alexgpark:

Ilgaak - a type of eyewear traditionally used by the Inuit people of the Arctic to prevent snow blindness. The first noted historical instance of sunglasses.

The goggles are traditionally made of a piece of bone or ivory pierced with slits but new ones may be made with wood. The goggles fit tightly against the face so that the only light entering is through the slits. Soot was sometimes used on the inside to help cut down on glare. The slit is made narrow not only to reduce the amount of light entering but also to improve the visual acuity, simulating the effect of squinting to see better.

The greater the width of the slits the larger the field of view.

Serving as inspiration for one of my current projects…