homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

oxymoronicblonde:

adhighdefinition:

article: “my child’s adhd was cured with natural remedies/yoga/meditation”

hmmmmm, was it really tho….. “cured”. strong word. sure is…. also, adhd not being a curable disorder and all….. 

Either your kid didn’t have ADHD or they’re probably unhealthily repressing symptoms, Debra.

bobsupportgroup:

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siins:

hiveswap!!! is super cute! and i cant wait for more aaaugh

sonicthehedgehog:

You’ve heard of [generic rhyming holiday book], now get ready for…

withfreyjaonourside:

staff:

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

en garde motherfuckers

pigenthusiasts:

this is just how walmart is sometimes

walmarts having a firesale

mbulteau:

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

happens more often than you’d think

twishimmer:

bls cousin i am a tiny lesbian

BLS DO NOT PUT ME WITH THIS BOY

chefpyro:

One day I’ll vore the moon, then you’ll see