kontextmaschine:

discoursedrome:

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well it’ll be poetic that we taught computers to think by teaching them to dream

scotchtapeofficial:

mediumsizedboy:

They call me pepto cuz im abysmal

they call me pepto cuz i be smol (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

menthasart:

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scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

bug experts what have i gotten myself into

all the answers are terrifying so i threw it outside. fuck that

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

bug experts what have i gotten myself into

all the answers are terrifying so i threw it outside. fuck that

thebookswasbetter:

This guy has made an Instagram account out of people telling him he looks like Andy Samberg so i’m proud of him. :) 

banishedquasiroyal:

“megalodon is extinct, bq, you have nothing to worry about” guess what bitch i dont trust the fucking ocean!!!! i dont!!!! have you fucking SEEN oarfish??? WHAT THE FUCK the ocean is WATER, which we humans CANT BREATHE, for A REASON

celticpyro:

What’s with the newfound fear of little girls wanting to be princesses?

If your five-year-old starts saying she wants to be a princess, tell her ‘princess’ is a political position and that she has a responsibility to look out for her kingdom. Say you’ll be her royal advisor and help her improve her stuffed animal subjects’ standard of living.

See THAT’S how you empower little girls. Not by taking away something they like, but showing them how what they like can be empowering. 

adurot:

lapisthegardevoir:

artwoonz:

By: EmiliaMGArts
Instagram: @artwoonz

CUTE!!

Vampires would totally show up in digital photos though.

hopenanami:

yea.. i guess you could say im a “hardcore gamer”……