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adurot:

Trucker: When did you guys start locking the door? That seems really unnecessary.

Me: Did you see that sign on it that says knock and don’t enter without permission?

Trucker: Yeah?

Me: Then how did you know the door was locked?

adriennecode:

no-chill-at-all:

harperandmary:

bionicwasok:

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

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Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

My favourite instance of film crew being caught on camera was in shazam and the solution was to edit shoping bags onto them

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theyre on the ground floor towards the right with the orange bags

urbanfantasyinspiration:

nerdylilpeebee:

wachawii:

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the group chat is so fucking funny

Honestly, he probably would forget that his costume is black. XD

The Spiderverse has one collective brain cell and they forgot where they put it

aunt may has it

gnollgirl:

skyliting:

cameoappearance:

bitchydragondoodle:

Yknow what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It’s ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like “oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely” and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like “do you accept the premise because I do” and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said “the premise is all I wrote about, dear” and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn’t matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that

I was today years old when I learned that particular euphemism

I was also today years old. Fandom codes man

Reblogging to spread knowledge about the Premise, because I absolutely love that bit of fandom, and I want to make sure that it survives. (and yay to everyone who is part of today’s 10,000!)

i love that the only thing thats changed between then and modern fandoms is now modern fandoms say “plot” instead of “premise”

wtxch:
“Actias dubernardi - Chinese luna moth
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wtxch:

Actias dubernardi - Chinese luna moth