Silver Tongue

wayhaughtt:

andromedoid:

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

My 7th grade English teacher told us the proper response to “are you tickleish?” Is “I have diarrhea”

Batteries are the saddest thing in life. They’re either working or they’re dead.

cryptid-creations:
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cryptid-creations:

Daily Paint 1985# Bomberanians

Daily Book and Prints available at: http://ForgePublishing.com/shop

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gaminggoddessinc:

Um, hey, Korean here

TRUMP HAD NO PART IN THE NORTH-SOUTH KOREA MEET AND THE END OF THE KOREAN WAR STAND-STILL.

HE AGITATED NORTH KOREA, THREATENED THEM, PUSHED THEM TO THE BRINK OF WAR, AND WAS A TOTAL DICK.

GUESS WHO CLEANED IT UP: YUP, SOUTH KOREA AND CHINA.

SO DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT TRUMP DESERVES A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WHEN HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS POKING A SLEEPING BEAR WITH A STICK.

—end of rant—

scarkitty:
“Found an old Karkat in a notebook ahhhhh
”

scarkitty:

Found an old Karkat in a notebook ahhhhh

azralorne:

tharook:

boyvstheworld:

Wonder Woman is my everything.

Rest in fucking pieces.

Tumblr really knows how to sell me on Wonder Woman more and more every day.

nincobra:

Whatever floats your stoat

incorrectfmaquotes:

Al: What’s our exit strategy?

Ed: Our what?

Al: Oh my God, we’re all going to die.