Silver Tongue

thenimbus:

saccharinescorpion:

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hello: i stumbled upon a dexter’s laboratory scene i hadn’t thought about in almost twenty years and along with it found an answer to one of the greatest mysteries of my childhood 

HOLY SHIT

closetedsuggestions:

Here I brought you flowers ..They need sunshine so you were the obvious choice.

f0nkart:

oh hell it’s the clowns

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ed: Phew. I’m full. I’m going to stop eating.

Ling: I’ve heard of people doing that but I thought it was just an urban legend.

soraftrash:
“Some colored sketches of some kids~
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soraftrash:

Some colored sketches of some kids~

mewuniverse:
“ securely:
“ red-productions:
“Hey, I don’t usually make PSA posts like this, but if you have a bot by the name of “Notsobot” on any of your discord servers, don’t click the link that it has set as “playing”. It’s a link to a site...

mewuniverse:

securely:

red-productions:

Hey, I don’t usually make PSA posts like this, but if you have a bot by the name of “Notsobot” on any of your discord servers, don’t click the link that it has set as “playing”. It’s a link to a site containing suicide video compilations.

i hope you won’t mind me adding more to this post, but this bot also contains an antisemitic / nazi command alongside two suicide baiting commands.

the full command list can be found here, it’s got some other questionable commands, so please beware.

It also sends all posts from every server it is a part of to a different server, so the privacy of your posts is very much in jeopardy

tomoyolesbian:

list of edits that have been made to todd howard’s french wikipedia page today

because the english one got protected too quickly

  • copy+pasting a transcript of “fred goes swimming”
  • writing “buy skyrim” like a billion times over and over again. you wanna see it, this person was dedicated
  • a statement beginning “He’s a stinky man with big feet”
  • obligatory bee movie script
  • changing his name to Hodd “Coward” Toward
  • changing his name to Todd Howard the Video Game Coward
  • “nationality: Milkiest Boy”, born 1771, changing every mention of “game” to “jame”
  • a sentence saying that he created the entire universe 1000 years before his birth and that this explains the phrase “a small problem in the matrix”
  • birthdate is 4/20/6969, “known for: being a spineless coward”
  • born 1371, name change to Hodd “Bussy” Toward
  • replacing entire first part of article with his name, repeatedly
  • translating the entire article to english for no reason and changing his picture to this
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  • claim that he was named one of the Top 20 Most Influential People on Fucking Up Lore

and a bonus from last year: listing roles as “game designer, director, producer, liar”

dongoverlord:
“burgundy family!! :3c planning on doing the other blood castes when I get the time
patreon + kofi
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dongoverlord:

burgundy family!! :3c planning on doing the other blood castes when I get the time

patreon + kofi

galaxae:

reasons my generation is so depressed:

  • sleep deprivation due to early school start times
  • the economy
  • oppression
  • high tensions between different political/social/racial/etc groups
  • technology/social media means constant updates on bad news
  • politics, made worse by the aforementioned constant updates
  • the state of the environment
  • education as it is right now not preparing us sufficiently for the outside world
  • pressure to grow up very quickly
  • parenting/teaching/etc trends in the previous generation(s)
  • competitiveness in schools, social media and other aspects of life
  • the world in general that the last few generations have constructed for us

NOT reasons my generation is so depressed:

  • we’re weak and lazy and we can’t get off our phones uwu

concentrated-sunshine:

kingdom-of–the-night:

yall be drawing 2b without her skirt for her ass but since the skirt acts as a heat sink because black boxes reach temperatures up to 100°C she would literally explode after 30 seconds

Funny, when I see 2b without her skirt I explode after about 30 seconds too.