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nellucnhoj:

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shishitsunari:

fireflysummers:
What execs seem to think when we say “more adult cartoons”:
What we actually mean when we say “more adult cartoons”:
Truth

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gunslinger Gnome: “I smell the air.”
DM(Without missing a beat or looking up from his notes): “The air sniffs back.”
Gunslinger Gnome: “This was a mistake.”

slimetony:

The phrase “I’ve been doing ____ since you were in diapers” means nothing when talking with a diaper fetishist. They’ve probably worn them pretty recently.

the-bees-patello-femoral-joints:

Scientist 1 is Hermann and Scientists 2, 3 and 4 are all simultaneously Newt

ryostrenchcoat:

being in a fandom comprised of 12 people and a bag of corn chips is great because whenever anyone posts anything all 11 of your pals are like

soih:

kaijuno:
HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits
Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39
HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks
company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

koroke:

kearabaggins:

himejaime:
did gavin wake up 2 minutes before the interview