theonion:

‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point

yourplayersaidwhat:

My party, after realizing the monster they’ve been fighting is way too strong to beat, but they need to pass through its cave-

Tiefling Monk: I attempt to speak to the creature in Demonic

DM (me): what do you say?

Monk: OH UNHOLY BEAST, PLEASE LET US PASS WE MEAN YOU NO HARM

Me: The creature replies in Common, “WHAT?”

*The entire party proceeds to die of laughter*

edg3ydaddies:

emysabath:

thorinobsessed:

wombatking:

thorkyrie:

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.”

Thor: *nodding* “Right.”

Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.”

Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along”

Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.”

Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight”

Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.”

Thor: “… you lost me.”

unclefather:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

toast-potent:

oh FUCJK i just realized something

holdon just give me a fucking second

You’re not allowed to say this and you know it

the-faerie-circle:

YYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/mishacollins/status/989193501437972481?s=21

black-intogold:

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

coonfootproductions:

One visual gag I’ll never get tired of is a character being framed by countless weapons pointed at their face.

4gifs:

Making Play-Doh worms with a hydraulic press. [video]

v0idghost:

helonias:

helonias:

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

mbulteau:

bestnatesmithever:

patrickat:

rowdyholtzy:

jturn:

lesbianrey:

good job everyone

we’re doing great guys keep it up

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

That one about millennials killing banks is a real hoot because you know who else doesn’t trust the banks? FUCKING OLD PEOPLE IN RURAL AMERICA

keep going <3