Silver Tongue
scotchtapeofficial:
“durlog:
“good evening! what the fuck
”
dumbass coulda just added a rule that you have to say “bless you” after you cum
”

scotchtapeofficial:

durlog:

good evening! what the fuck

dumbass coulda just added a rule that you have to say “bless you” after you cum

portalintime:
“ the-green-anon:
“ lazuli43:
“ candygarnet:
“ greekgodsarestrange:
“ lemon-optimizer:
“ candygarnet:
“ riantdeliration:
“ candygarnet:
“ “ the-good-names-are-gone submitted: Important
”
can somebody PLEASE speed up this gif
” ”
we need...

portalintime:

the-green-anon:

lazuli43:

candygarnet:

greekgodsarestrange:

lemon-optimizer:

candygarnet:

riantdeliration:

candygarnet:

the-good-names-are-gone submitted: Important

can somebody PLEASE speed up this gif

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we need to go FASTER

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like this?

F A S T E R

RAPID

M A X I M U M   S P E E D

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Now somebody make her fly…

she is free…

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lemonheadandlollipup:

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This is the longest comic I’ve ever done. Shoutout to @linzillaart for giving me a pep talk when I was in the final stages of this project, and to @tvskyle for giving me the set of brush pens I’ve been using to ink my comics for the past three years.

I hope you like this. 

why-animals-do-the-thing:

anentireuncookedmeatloaf:

cactusrabbit:

bunjywunjy:

seatrench:

Curious Blue Shark

(source)

this shark is the most earnest creature on the entire planet

WHAT THIS

WHAT IT DO

BOOP

@why-animals-do-the-thing ???

This is probably investigatory behavior! As we talked about a couple years ago on the blog, sharks have lots of little sensory organs around their nose and mouth called Ampullae of Lorenzini. 

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(Photo Credit: Chris Huh)

They’re basically little gel-filled pores that sense electric current, and they’re why sharks investigate everything with their faces. Sharks bump things with their nose to put their ampullae near them in an attempt to learn about them - like finding out if you’re animal, vegetable or mineral, and if you could potentially be edible. 

From the video linked, we can see the shark is swimming around checking out the divers (who appear to be hanging out at a decompression stop), before coming over closer to the guy who is filming. This isn’t aggressive behavior - it looks like simply curiosity. It’s not a shark kiss, it’s a shark question: what are you?

transcoranic:

demenior:

Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into whoever posted it

They got a prosthetic in canon they gonna get a prosthetic in the au!!!! Because, I know this is a little far-fetched, but people who need prosthetics actually exist!!! In real life?! What a coincidence?!

Also you want cool prosthetics??? They totally exist

Want your character to have a cool prosthetic in the modern day?

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steampunk? check

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#aesthetic? Floral?

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avant garde?

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cyberpunk?

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there are no excuses for erasing canonical disabilities

1000-life-hacks:
“More hacks at http://1000lifehacks.com
”
t4thc:
“ slightlyusedcucumber:
“ medicine-nerd:
“ ladymasryah:
“ radicalbundy:
“Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display
”
How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong
”
This is a corrosion model eg...

t4thc:

slightlyusedcucumber:

medicine-nerd:

ladymasryah:

radicalbundy:

Blood vessels of a real person who dedicated their body to science for display

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

oh

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

potoobrigham:
“gnzg:
“ potoobrigham:
“Same voice actress.
”
Same Voice Actor
”
We can go deeper.
”

potoobrigham:

gnzg:

potoobrigham:

Same voice actress.

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Same Voice Actor

We can go deeper.

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hpdyuya:

shevathegun:

highwayvagrant:

how u have batman money and no robot leg

he likes the cane because it makes people underestimate him and also he can beat the shit out of people with it

no seriously that’s literally the reason in canon

castielismycherrypie:

warlocksmith:

hairychikubi:

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

Best advice ever