Silver Tongue

big-boss-official:

nossik:

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

i love norman reedus but hes ugly

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takes a shower in motor oil every morning 

LIKE. HE JUST LIVES IN THE WALKING DEAD SET I GUESS

if you look back at season 1 and like.. boondock saints his hair is pretty clean (and blonde??)

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lumos5001:

accomplishmenthunter:

im fuckin hilarious tbh

it took me a solid minute to figure this out

robotsatthedisco:

averagefairy:

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 

you become the miniboss

luciferlesbian:

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I’m screaming hfsfjjjddfjkjff

eggseggseggseggseggseggseggseggs:
“i havent even read homestuck
”

eggseggseggseggseggseggseggseggs:

i havent even read homestuck

child-of-divine-love:

her-divine-love:

ilovecats4ever:

imcomingbackmurph:

jedavu:

Honest Posters of Our Relationship with Technology

Designer Ajit Johnson, living in England, has imagined a series of posters called “#This_Generation”. With honesty, the posters show anecdotes linked to our daily relationship with technology and social networks.

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*8 second long fart noise*

Fuck it, let’s go through this one by one.

  • The first one- everyone hides their fucking porn. I thought it was a funny joke at first tbh. Why is this a “this generation” thing. Your grandpappy hid his playboy under his mattress, this is just hte computer equivalet of it, fuck off.
  • A date over the computer? You mean like something for a long distance relationship that’s more fulfilling than writing letters? Because you can see someones face? Or a way for two people who only can chat over lunch break to have a mini date when they cant see one another for a long time? How AWFUL and HORRYING
  • Oh, homie went to internet and not to water boo hoo. MAYBE THEY DON’T NEED WATER. MAYBE THEY NEED TO MESSAGE SOMEONE FOR HELP AND THEN LOOP BACK FOR THE WATER, OR MAYBE THAT’S A SIGN BETWEEN POOL AND INTERNET CAFE OR SOME SHIT.
  • Do you think people never read on their technological devices?????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Children cannot consent to sex, every single one of the children asking that question are a victim of child sex abuse. But go off I fuckin guess.
  • Blocking someone who hurt you is not a bad fuckin thing??
  • Children text for a variety of reasons, maybe their technology fearing grandparents wont let them off the phone because they don’t know how to work a basic google search :)
  • NGL idk why homie is takin a pic in front of the toilet, but maybe the lighting was great or the toilet was really interesting and different than what they’re used to.
  • No one types like that. Nobody.
  • Happiness is communicating with people? How evil and terrible. I’m simply distraught. How dare I find happiness when someone 100 miles away from me types to me to say they love me. I’m a fucking monster.

Couldn’t have said it better myself @her-divine-love

tanoraqui:

threefeline:

creepsandcrawlers:

jelloapocalypse:

dastardlypineapple:

probablyottrpgideas:

strangestquarkwave:

professorsparklepants:

vigarath:

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/

This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

jewishrose:

im a compsci major and in the first week of my data structures class this semester, my professor was like “can anyone name a linear data structure” and i was the only one to raise my hand and said “stack”, and then she said “ok now can anyone name a non-linear data structure” and again i was the only one and said “tree”. and the only reason i knew this was

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homestuck

oakpear:

For anyone who hasn’t heard, Griffin & Justin will no longer be working at Polygon.