snakegay:

snakegay:

snakegay:

i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart

[10 million A.D. dolphin voice] behold, a man!

[other dolphin voice] i cant believe we’re still pretending humans were hairless. give humans hair you cowards!!!

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

*does a single sit up*

That’s for you, All Might

*takes a nap*

And that’s for you, Aizawa

*SCREAMS*

AND THAT’S ALSO FOR YOU PRESENT MIC

looking4myson:

spidermanlet:

zorri:

*in a horse accent* help

This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce

astray in the hay!!!!!!!!

crustybagelbites:

be nice to him

banishedquasiroyal:

quick sad-ish hc that leafeon upon first evolving from eevee have really light green leaves that become darker and more vibrant as adults. when they start becoming ‘mature’ per say, the leaves become gold or red or orange, and when they’re nearing the end of their lives, they become brittle and brown

also if you bury a dead leafeon and water the grave, eventually an egg will appear from the earth

What if flareon has vibrant colours and as they get older the colours get darker and they turn to ashes when they pass and that keeping the ashes warm spawns a new egg

feeeshman:

goopy-amethyst:

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perish

lubricates:

Me: can I get a glass of wine please?

Employee: sir this is McDonalds

Me: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?

hustlerose:

c3po:

fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

oppressed for being horny