beyonslayed:

magica-tenore-regina:

eve:

i hate this 

IWIWUHBAUEDAPDHQOIEFIhefuweb

STOP

wombuttress:

sounddesignerjeans:

evil-britney:

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

futuredeadbranches:

sure, you knew about demons’ mind control powers, but this felt like a different kind of magic

clexar:

schmunkymonkey:

clexar:

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

it was about the plot but it works for either

life-of-scootaloo:

diamondbubbles:

“Oh! She’s done already?” - 💎Rarity💎

(late-ish update because I was sick a few days last week)

4threset:

“Night In The Woods”

callboxkat:

theamazingsallyhogan:

ivoryrosewood:

kane52630:

THIS IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE

TOSS EM OUT

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/well/eat/romaine-lettuce-salad-food-poisoning-e-coli.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-outbreak-bn/index.html

DON’T RISK ILLNESS OR KIDNEY FAILURE

AND NO. WASHING THE LETTUCE WON’T LOWER RISKS OR REMOVE ANY E. COLI PRESENT. DON’T EAT BAGGED ROMAINE.

Dead-fucking serious, this is not a joke, it’s been all over the news. Just toss out any you have unless you pulled those green leafs out of the ground yourself.

The CDC is telling people not to eat lettuce unless you can confirm it’s not from Yuca Arizona, and you probably can’t tell that from the bags.

Wait for the all-clear.  This hasn’t killed anyone yet, but the strain of e-coli is potentially lethal.

Just want to assert that this is current- April 2018- for anyone who might assume its something old recirculating.

mimicteixeira:

i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned

patreon?

commissions

incorrectfmaquotes:

Riza: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Roy: If you have to ask, you’re not even close.

cutthroat-cutiepie:

Monster Factory is a modern reimagining of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein where the creations are not abandoned by their creators. In this essay I