yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’re in a shrine trying to open a set of doors. We have a Goliath sorcerer (me), human warlock, tiefling fighter/bard, human cleric, three gnomes (wizard, rogue, ranger), and a half-orc barbarian.

Me, the sorcerer: I push the doors.

DM: They don’t move.

Me: …How heavy are they?

DM: Uhh… let me check… About 700lbs.

Me: I can push that, yeah. 

DM: I don’t think you can.

[Brief delay as I pull out the Goliath traits]

DM: Okay, that’s fair. It still doesn’t open for you.

Barbarian: I push the doors.

DM: It doesn’t open for you, either.

[Another brief delay as we try to puzzle this out]

Me: …WAIT.

My party: 

DM:

Me: I pull.

DM: The doors swing open.

anadapta:

I can think of worse choices for ambassador to humanity.

daily-betas:

are you taking notes on how to be cool

carnival-phantasm:

archangelrebirth:

sunshien:

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

Cause it’s Blackface

silver-tongues-blog:

Need help asap

So I moved. I started working at a different dominoes as a result. I had been working at the other location for over 6 months with no incident. New location fired me after 2 days with no writeup or anything. Their reason was that I wasn’t “hussling fast enough”

My insurance is $96 due before the first and if I can’t pay it is can’t drive. I don’t even have Internet at the new place.

What I’m offering is advanced commissions. If you can give some money I’ll draw something for you when I get Internet installed because for now I’m stuck on mobile. Send me a pm so I can keep track of who wants what.

stopdisrespectingculture:

800-dick-pics:

800-dick-pics:

can someone caption this? I cant read all of them

1) “Levi’s uses abrasive blasting, killing workers" 

2) “New Look uses sweatshops”

 3) “River Island pays its workers half the minimum wage" 

4) “H&M uses slave labour" 

5) “H&M uses sweatshops”

6) “Asos uses sweatshops”

7) “Bershka - owned by Inditex - uses child labour”

8) “Stradivarius- owned by Inditex - uses child labour" 

9) “Mango - 1135 dead in the Savar building collapse”

A lot of people in the notes are getting real defensive while missing the point of the post. For one thing, no where on this post does it tell you not to shop at these places or that youre a bad person if you do. The post is about showing the hypocrisy of these brands emptily co-opting social justice movements for profit, something extremely rampant right now. Its an information post. Its an attack on the corporations, not the individual.

deepnest:

who else missin this shit every day of their goddamn life for the past 10 years

kuntsuragi:

tyrantitar:

rightsmarts:

Free Speech Fountain

white nationalists think they’re so oppressed, that they got their own jim crow laws.

AHAHDSJASKSKA REALLY????

chickenwraith:

ilovewhiterussian:

- you think people are ready for contact with us?

- let’s try their drinks

- wow l i q u i d 

the translation does nothing to explain this