ryllexx:

IT’S 1AM WHAT AM I DOING

Based this thing off a meme

@sunniapplepie please look at my blog I love you

moonpaw:

thank you!! here’s a lil something just for you anon

blackwatchguide:

Rule #11 - Don’t go into Genji’s room, ‘specially when he specifically said not to…

I updated Patreon so YOU will have the option of choosing what you’d like to see in the next update! :D

[Patreon!] ~ [Read more!]

glysaturn:

idk

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

seriouslycromulent:

I know this is an oversimplification, but the sentiment feels apt.

unhacker:

that about sums up all 12 volumes

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:

i love rick n morty

i just think the people who see it as like this fuckin Logic Bible that represents their true intelligence are like … rly funny. the My Good Sirs who would probably identify as rick kin if they didnt spend so much thought process jerking off on how much higher intellect they are than the lowly triggerism professional tumbley snowvictim justice warrior flakes™