kramergate:

kramergate:

good and delicious raspberries get sentenced to the brew jug for fermentation

what a bizarrely appropriate username

shiftingpath:

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

atla: water is the element of healing, compassion, empathy :)

exalted: water aspects will do anything no matter how underhanded or nasty to get what they want

aeritus:

these are a bit but hey, still valid as heck

paludosa:

white-eagle:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

pinthetailonthehonky:

okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry

the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me. 

The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA:

I wanted to add this fantastic piece by Mallory Ortberg  called “Male Novelist Jokes”. We read it at every one of our school literary club’s open mics. It always has me in stitches.

aeritus:

Summer Season has officially started
have been full working at the cafè for two whole days and boi

It’s really nice to come back here and actually find support

Love you guys, really,  you’re all amazing 
<3<3<3

have some quick cutie for your support ;)

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

griffin and justin mcelroy create characters on monster factory the way i form political opinions

“no middle sliders”

coolclaytony:

rainblow-load:

Family friendly media with drug substitutes that are as far from drugs as possible

Examples: 

• Zelda’s milk bar
  
• Spongebob and Patrick getting wasted on ice cream in the movie
• Flapjack’s Candy Barrel
• Soda being illegal in KND
• Sokka’s cactus juice
• Earthbound’s magic cake

Dude, I don’t think you’ve ever consumed cactus. That shit’ll fuck you up.

mkinnon:

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

pochowek: