tastefullyoffensive:

It sure is. (via billaros)

candiikismet:

melaninmedicine:

kodaksnacks:

A twitter Happily ever after

So fucking cuteeeee

I would LOVE THIS

badamazonfinds:

Submitted by @pentatomidae-no

scotchtapeofficial:

amikae:

smut-smut-in-the-butt:

Animal Crossing but certain times of night there are cryptids.

Mothman lives in your town but you can only see him if you play at 2am

there are plenty of in universe animal crossing cryptids …. that blank face thing … the little lost girl looking for her mom … the aliens contacting you via television at like 3am…

scotchgrove:

tumblr: oh you want your art to look blurry right? you just want it to look like shit?

ivoryrosewood:

kane52630:

THIS IS REAL AND NOT A JOKE

TOSS EM OUT

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/19/well/eat/romaine-lettuce-salad-food-poisoning-e-coli.html

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-outbreak-bn/index.html

DON’T RISK ILLNESS OR KIDNEY FAILURE

AND NO. WASHING THE LETTUCE WON’T LOWER RISKS OR REMOVE ANY E. COLI PRESENT. DON’T EAT BAGGED ROMAINE.

swearwolvez:

mediumsizedboy:

krafteasymac:

worms that make you cum

So just normal worms?

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

benepla:

you can say a lot of shit about tumblr, reddit, 4chan, youtube etc whatever, but at least when you go on those websites there’s cohesive communities reacting and responding to things in ways that have a logic. twitter is like the lobby for all other websites. it’s where everyone hangs out when they aren’t raiding but it’s PVP free-for-all. it’s every single website at once and you can’t even download the gifs from it