Silver Tongue

fruitymaze:

fruitymaze:

fruitymaze:

fruitymaze:

fruitymaze:

I finally opened my “build a miniature ferris wheel out of metal” thing I got for my birthday and it is. so much smaller than I anticipated.

once I build it I’ll post a picture

uhh nvm all of the pieces are stuck on a metal frame and i Cannot remove them. the metal just will not break

“simply pop out the pieces” my ass those things are welded together

UPDATE: i have acquired my grandfathers tiny metal cutter

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hell yeah

gokuluvr459:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

the-macra:

mama

just killed a man

put a gun against his head

pulled my trigger now he’s dead

and mama

life had just begun

but now i’ve gone and thrown it all away

AND MAMA

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notllorstel:

Befriends the local dog

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afloweroutofstone:

Do Not Ever Forget This

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm:
“smoosh them cheeks gentlyyyy
”

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm:

smoosh them cheeks gentlyyyy

ddeeric:
“wlecome to the show
”

ddeeric:

wlecome to the show

sphenodontia:

oof.

2011 -> 2018

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

rionsanura:

livelifeonlegendary:

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

NO NO I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IT’S EVEN BETTER

A GUY IN A RAT SUIT HAD TO JUMP ON CARY ELWES FROM A HEIGHT

This is the best movie trivia EVER