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dabutterscotch:
“ wingleader:
“ speciesofleastconcern:
“ manyblinkinglights:
“ superbnature:
“ Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0
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#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do...

dabutterscotch:

wingleader:

speciesofleastconcern:

manyblinkinglights:

superbnature:

Cedar Waxwings by jocelynefeizo1 http://ift.tt/1RM3Kk0

#do cedar waxwings ever eat anything besides photogenic red berries#do cedar waxwings ever do anything besides eating photogenic red berries#is there any way this child can get its parent to stop feeding it photogenic red berries

watch how many berries I can cram into this other bird

I am wheezing with laughter at those tags holy moly

@lotsandlotsofbirds

w0wls:

salty-blue-mage:

paper-storm:

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Some of my favourite responses to this monumentally stupid headline:

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Bonus because this one made me laugh actually out loud

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The youngest millennials are in their twenties like… We’ve had jobs for years. Dumbass old people.

News:boomers try to take the earth down with them so no one can enjoy it besides them

yourplayersaidwhat:

My players have been tasked by a minor noble to find his daughter, who went missing. In my setting, an explosion of magic a few years ago caused people to take on physiological traits of various animals (darkvision, better smell, hollow bones, stuff like that). This noble is from the city Altairia, home to an elven-like culture of bird-like people.

Noble: Please, find my daughter. She’s all I have left…I couldn’t bear to lose her too.

Rogue: Oh? What happened to your wife?

Noble: She passed away when Lilya was but a child - an illness. I miss her dearly.

Fighter (under his breath): Was it…the bird flu?

southpauz:

southpauz:

southpauz:

Who wants to see the most cursed fanart I have ever drawn

Remember that you asked for this

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Hey c’mon guys I drew that way back in 2013 gimme a break

I can do much better now

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:
“ celticpyro:
“ spitonbones:
“welcome to my treasure trove
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You know, for as dumb as a film about how reading books besides The Bible was evil was, you have to admit an eldritch humanoid slug who mutated by absorbing the...

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

celticpyro:

spitonbones:

welcome to my treasure trove

You know, for as dumb as a film about how reading books besides The Bible was evil was, you have to admit an eldritch humanoid slug who mutated by absorbing the knowledge of forbidden books is a pretty sick concept.

“the yeast of thoughts and minds” is a fucking metal title too

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This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

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Tide got him but he’s ok.

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He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

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His best bud just showed up to help him.

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Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

OH NO!

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CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

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WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

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IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

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THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

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I THINK THIS IS IT!

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SHE’S APPROACHING!

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YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

rollingrabbit:
“Testing out my new cintiq with a pikapiiiii
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rollingrabbit:

Testing out my new cintiq with a pikapiiiii

askdrpig:

askdrpig:

today we transform this blog into the horny fuckzone it shouldve been

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