kateordie:

regurgitation-imminent:

regurgitation-imminent:

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

lady-caffeine:

closet-keys:

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

counterpoint: girl scouts

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

Actually, I totally have something to add to this.

So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house!

As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown.

So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’

And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?”

“My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”.

Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

Oh right, this.

I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night.

All his windows were broken.

THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE

felinedetached:

whitmerule:

haltraveler:

rosadiiiaz:

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

Please, Doug Judy fits the pattern of Loki in Norse myth perfectly. He approaches the protagonists (Jake/the Aesir) with aid to their problems, his aid invariably makes things worse, but he always fixes the big problems caused by his actions and gets away scot-free (well, except, in Loki’s case, for that one time).

My point: Doug Judy IS Loki

rosa, rosa rooooosa…

@littleladylulub

wheelcore:

ghc:

ghc:

Meme Island

hashtagdion:

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

fuck-ler:

gommunist:

It’s weird, every time throughout histories where some great reform is looming over the market, all these capitalists go “Don’t do that, we’ll go out of business!”

But then the reform passes and nothing happens. Like not even a price raise. It’s almost as if it’s all bullshit

“PLEASE do not make me fire 9 year olds from my factory the whole system will COLLAPSE”

paranormalthread:

ambris:

little-moist:

ultrafacts:

Source [x]

Click HERE for more facts

Did someone say republicans

No, but we all thought it.

The shoe fits.

sometipsygnostalgic:

homestuckhiveswap:

Homestuck made it to Entertainment Weekly, somehow! Choice quote:

Maybe a creator’s job today isn’t to make important things or leave a legacy, but to make sure people in the future are laughing for the right reasons. 

Found via the Homestuck + Hiveswap Discord.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: What made you decide to make Homestuck into a hardcover? How did the project come about?

ANDREW HUSSIE: The project came about when I got together with VIZ Media, and we decided to do some things with Homestuck. We had a lot of cool ideas. Well, I had a lot of cool ideas. And since they’re like, professionals, they had to say, “You know what Andrew? A Homestuck theme park sounds great. We’ll get right on that, designing roller coasters and stuff. We’ll put our top guys on it. But you know, that could take a long time, since building roller coasters is expensive and complicated.” I start nodding sagely, like, yeah, of course that’s gonna take some time. Maybe five or 10 years before they even break ground, with all the red tape, I can only imagine. So they say, “How about some books? Let’s just try to hit a few singles first here. We can just print it out, and sell tangible copies to the fans. People like books, Andrew. It’s a business model you may have noticed we have some experience with.” “Oh, yeah, I totally get that,” I said. “It’s a good idea. We can put a pin in the theme park for now.” I mean, I’m paraphrasing. There was a lot more to this conversation.

this man continues to be remarkable