Silver Tongue
princesss2007:
“Reblog if you believe it
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princesss2007:

Reblog if you believe it

heckinghowell:
“im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen
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heckinghowell:

im crying this is the funniest ad I’ve ever seen

elwurd:

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makin this when the meme’s fresh

deliverusfromsburb:

JANE: Considering we’re all immortal, at some point we should probably stop celebrating every birthday, if only because cakes can only have so many candles on them before they lose structural integrity.
HAL: Sure, whatever, but there’s no way in hell I’m not going all out for my 69th.
ROXY: niiiiiiiice
DAVE: it would be a waste of immortality if i didnt throw a weed themed party when i turned 420
TEREZI: BL4Z3 1T
DIRK: Trolls have a concept of marijuana memes?
DAVE: no rose and i just trained them to respond that way like dogs
ROSE: I’m looking forward to the big 666 myself. 

celticpyro:

maskandmachete:

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.

invalleumbraemortis:
“ starsandamorphinetoast:
“ semitics:
“… Christopher Walken???
”
Christopher Walken!!!
”
He talkin to me rn
”

invalleumbraemortis:

starsandamorphinetoast:

semitics:

… Christopher Walken???

Christopher Walken!!!

He talkin to me rn

centipeetle:
“ mirakurutaimu:
“ tumblr made a big scene about “press f to pay respects” but CoD has much better action cues
” ”

centipeetle:

mirakurutaimu:

tumblr made a big scene about “press f to pay respects” but CoD has much better action cues

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zaritomaz:

missvswan:

slytherinica:

t-nakia:

Turning Mulan’s main villian into a female witch is such a shitty move. Mulan defeated a powerful man in front of a nation where women weren’t looked as equal and strong to men. This movie showed a woman breaking so many barriers by going up against the most feared man in China, and using her smarts and wits to take BOTH him AND HIS ARMY down.  I get that live action remakes tend to have some changes and some changes are not gonna live up to everyone’s expectations …..but this one change I 100% cannot get behind because it’s such a disservice to what Mulan mean’t and represented. Having this movie be directed by a white person, and written only by white people is such a bullshit move, Disney. Yeah, Disney had white writers for the original Mulan movie too, but they also had a female Chinese person write the screenplay because you can’t fucking write a story centered around a Chinese legend without involving Chinese people to work on that story. 

they what now

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“I get that live action remakes tend to have some changes”

Except for Beauty and the Beast, the whitest movie, which stayed literally almost scene-for-scene the same. Funny how they could make that work there but need to make all these vast changes to a movie about a Chinese woman.