collegiatitanica:

op keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and chopping that meat but go off I guess

sulemania:

raptorific:

“Pulling off a clown disguise to reveal he’s still a clown underneath” is hands-down the funniest thing the Joker ever did

umbraastaff:

remember when taako let magnus borrow the umbrastaff to use its featherfall charge and lup essentially went “no fuck you” and left magnus up in a tree

It was her getting back at him for the surprise training on the beach cycle

filibusterfrog:

primordial condy for @veedragon  

i want this lady to be my girlfriend actually?

thordyke:

do words have no meaning anymore?

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banishedquasiroyal:

sanctferum:

sanctferum:

banishedquasiroyal:

someone at work overheard me talking about callie and was like “wow which grade is she in?” and i about lost my shit because callie is. yknow

ok but what grade is she in

what grade is Calliope in. i need to know

she’s in college

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salsaspot:

amyalexandra-reptiles:

I fed Bart some crickets yesterday and suddenly something in his lizard brain glitched and he sat like this. He sat like a dog.

Error 404: Geck not found. 

Booting program file: Dog.

tumblhurgoyf:

noxshade:

There are many paths to immortality in Magic.

be the constant murder toy of a phyrexian warlord

crsbbq:

Gotta be somethin’