spookycombustion:

tru-ho:

writing-prompt-s:

You are the owner of a magic backpack; every morning you stick your hand in and it contains exactly what you need for the day. One morning it contains a gun.

but isnt this the plot of Dora the Explorer

Swiper ain’t swiping no more

All Women ARE Women.

hurleyquinn:

tiffany-the-terf:

virizioncourse:

tiffany-the-terf:

virizioncourse:

tiffany-the-terf:

tygressofaera:

It’s really that simple and purely feminist.

Okay. What are the defining characteristics of women?

Being a woman

Yes, but what is someone when they are a woman?

A woman

What does ‘woman’ mean though?

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wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna:
“ halalbacon:
“ College kids be like
”
Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because...

wrackspurtsandnarglesandluna:

halalbacon:

College kids be like

Ok, guys, so literally my friend goes to college in the middle of a city, and she told me that the upperclassmen tell all the freshmen “Don’t be afraid to be hit by a car, because then all of your tuition will be paid for,” like through insurance and lawsuits and the like. Welcome to college, where being hit by a car is preferable to student loans.
candygarnet:
“ corandice:
“I know y'all are talking about Marina ande her splat zones but can we please put our attention to the most problematic thing I have ever seen.
”
marina talked about eating ketchup ice cream dont act like theyre not both...

candygarnet:

corandice:

I know y'all are talking about Marina ande her splat zones but can we please put our attention to the most problematic thing I have ever seen.

marina talked about eating ketchup ice cream dont act like theyre not both just as gross

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plastik-bambi:

destinyrush:

The question is, what have the feds classified white supremacists as tho? 🤔

patriots probably 😒

or passionate protesters

farvann:
“trying to remember how to draw before class
”

farvann:

trying to remember how to draw before class 

chefpyro:

miles “tails” prower. miles. his name is fucking miles

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miles

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hey looks it’s miles

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fucking miles

miles per hour

Yeah, no the dogs made it.
Julia Burnsides, immediately becoming the best character. (via shesamonstah)

misstwister:

magnus’ reunion with julia was beautful and sweet, but i can’t help imagining that about a week later (or however time works in the astral plane) they get a knock on the cottage door and open it to find lup and barry (reapers) and taako (death’s boyfriend) outside with an abashed looking kravitz who says that he explained that they needed some time alone but that the taacos wouldn’t hear it and wanted to check in on their old friend. 

magnus of course would be overjoyed that they stopped by for a visit, and so while taako and lup start preparing some tea and cookies, magnus excitedly introduces them all to julia and presses them on how everyone back home is doing