Silver Tongue
wormsounds:
“ wormsounds:
“Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults
”
We Must Go Further
”

wormsounds:

wormsounds:

Todd Howard If You Know What Is Good For You You Will Release This Elixir From The Bethesda Vaults

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We Must Go Further

Parents are a touchy subject

yourplayersaidwhat:

Beating the trope to death, in our party of 6, we have 5 PCs who are either legit orphans or have lost their parents to various causes. Only one person, the wizard, currently has parents and while the party was discussing our plans to head to a different country to look for information, the wizard had just mentioned that he would like to stop by his parents’ house and let them know that he was going pretty far away when following sass transpired.

Rouge: “Okay, so we’ll go back and let mommy and daddy know that you’re going to be leaving the country.”

Wizard: “Not like you would know what that is like.”

Everyone else lost it at this point.

adamtots:
“After I tweeted this, Coldstone contacted me and agreed to donate $10,000 to Inner City Arts. I just received word from Inner City Arts that the payment has gone through. I’m glad Coldstone did the right thing!
”

adamtots:

After I tweeted this, Coldstone contacted me and agreed to donate $10,000 to Inner City Arts. I just received word from Inner City Arts that the payment has gone through. I’m glad Coldstone did the right thing!

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

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IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

The moment you realize your plans are failing.

yourplayersaidwhat:

(My DM had set up a situation where he would attack us all with a spell that deafened us and made us drop our weapons. The plan was, when we were retrieving them, he would attack us with multiple surprise attacks. Before he could put this into action…)

DM: “Wait, are any of you Chaotic?”

Party: *Seven out of nine of us raise our hands.*

DM: *single, silent beat.* Well…Damn it. 

8pxl:
“this tweet is really motivating honestly…….
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8pxl:

this tweet is really motivating honestly…….

The three types of taggers:

jaded-idealism:

1. I made a typo?  Fcuk that noise.  It’s staying.

2. Is that a typo?  I’ll just correct the word in a new tag when I’m doen.  #done

3. Erases 15 lines of tags and retypes the entire thing because I misspelled *the* in the first line.

incorrectfmaquotes:

Havoc, looking at a map: God, it’s a barren, featureless desert out there, isn’t it?

Breda: The other side, Havoc.

blackwatchguide:

Your secret is officially out, Gabe. Costumes/cosplay = life

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