Silver Tongue

diamondbubbles:

“It’s a subtle yet loving way to show your kindness to them!~ Though for couples I usually add a heart charm to each choker avoid any confusion.” - 💎Rarity💎

feathersescapism:

all of my otps. all of them.

scotchtapeofficial:

idislikethissite:
Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air
no hes spitting them in there

dinoborn:

jesteresque:
i thought of this on the toilet and its really dumb
@intoaphelion

froborr:

Quest acquired: Pet the kitty!
Requirements: Pet the kitty.
Reward: Petting the kitty.

mindfulwrath:

unfortunatelyviolet:
volunteerfiredepartmentmember:
Lemon Snickers: a many bad things
Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs
Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

onsecondthoughtno:

frldfgjsk its done

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
Are there limits to what the makeup artists at Sephora are willing to do?
More to the point, if I slam a picture of Gamzee on the counter, are they legally allowed to just stab me in the neck?
Most Christian Loubotin products aren’t available in stores, so my jugular is probably safe.
Someone switch the first two products so that this is Loss. Thanks.

pastelroyalty:

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor