Envy: Hey pipsqueak wanna hear a joke?
Ed: What?
Envy: The Philosopher’s Stone.
Ed: I don’t get it.
Envy: Exactly.
Ed:
my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…
me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect
