chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Do you think the character designer for Midna in Twilight Princess knows what they unleashed on the world

Nintendo man: “Okay gang we need a new plot relevant companion for Link but we’ve done the fairy thing already”

The guy who has a folder on his computer at home named “fang imps”:

horrendoushag:

Post-reveal, Jack and Maddie are trying really hard to be supportive of Danny and just roll with it, but he keeps doing stuff like this

Bonus, immediately before this:

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whamdamn:

This is the funniest fucking tiktok and I can’t explain why

sexycraisinthanos:

they don’t make shows like this anymore

bigmammallama5:
“ terryfuck:
“ thebibliosphere:
“ marzipanandminutiae:
“ siege1:
“ donkeydickjess:
“ shmoodylee:
“ pyramidsandpistols:
“Constantly sanitizing everything in stores
”
Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.
”
Curbside pickup and 50%...

bigmammallama5:

terryfuck:

thebibliosphere:

marzipanandminutiae:

siege1:

donkeydickjess:

shmoodylee:

pyramidsandpistols:

Constantly sanitizing everything in stores

Wearing MEDICAL masks when you’re sick.

Curbside pickup and 50% capacity

Knowing a greater number of grown adults are washing their hands. With water AND soap.

More outdoor seating at restaurants in urban areas. That needed to catch on here in America anyway

Online access to jobs which have traditionally been cited as being “impossible” to do from home, thus preventing a large percentage of disabled people from being able to work or attend online classes. 

sweatpants at work

Better* unemployment pay.
*it’s not great but that extra 600 really helped people

Hey can you post the giant nut again

Anonymous

peniswakt:

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OBJECT OF POWER

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

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Originally posted by sorceressyenn

autisticexpression:

roswell-newton-vargas:

When they first started dating, my best friend’s boyfriend was like, “I just kinda feel like you two are uncomfortably close sometimes. All of my friends agree that it’s really weird, and I think we need to establish some boundaries.”

And I sat him down and gave him this huge speech, like, “Listen, the ability to maintain intimate, long-lasting friendships is a sign that your partner is well-adjusted! It’s a little worrying that you’re feeling insecure about your partner having a healthy, normal friendship.”

Only for her to walk in two seconds later and say, “This drink is disgusting, you have to try it,” and, instead of offering me a sip, take a huge swig and spit it directly into my mouth from like three feet away.

There’s just so much going on here but I want to focus on the fact that this apparently happens so often that you saw her take a swig and instinctively opened your mouth for her to spit in it.

Who are you, OP? What is your life?