eehn:

I really hope Mccree is a guard at a shitty water park.

jitterbugjive:

I really hope my dad still had his guillotine because of all the stuff in his house that I’d want to keep, THAT is my number one

It’s not just for show either

It’s a legitimate, fully functioning guillotine.

every household needs a guillotine

val-q:

Damn it, these dialogues … They did it on purpose!

honeybunchesofjokes:

I feel this has been done but I haven’t personally seen it so

taz-quotes:

Taako: We can’t take this gold. This is a bank.

Magnus: Nope, totally can.

Taako: No, listen. It’s a bank! We’re not looting! We’re literally supposed to be stopping a bank robbery. Just cause you found money in a bank doesn’t mean that you can just take it with you!

Travis: I put the money in my bag for safe-keeping.

Taako: Great, I grab some chairs. Like, why are we looting? This isn’t a dungeon, people do business here! Put that back!

Magnus: Listen, the government is gonna pay this back.

Taako: Nobody’s gonna do anything, you’re gonna get arrested! You’ll go to jail. The literal chief of police is right outside! 

queenoftheantz:

I made a TAZ lineup! Of course, I’m missing some of the newer characters, and some new versions of the old ones (need to feel them out first), as well as some minor npc’s, but for now!

Click on the images for extra comments! (the last ones are my take on The Raven Queen, in regular and God form)

foxy-reaper:

Good day to everyone except the Blizzard employee who made this