Silver Tongue

shoomlah:

I get like irrationally angry when I see somewhat realistic fanart of Princess Carolyn that doesn’t emphasize her beautiful Persian-ness

littlemissh0ney:

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

unclefather:
“ nerdyqueerandjewish:
“Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this
”
Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left...

unclefather:

nerdyqueerandjewish:

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

iloveummi:
“ niluith-moonlady:
“ iloveummi:
“ stevechatterton:
“Push your characters to the limit without actually killing them off.
”
I tried to fuckin read this but I can’t bothered converting everything to measurements that make sense
”
Body heat...

iloveummi:

niluith-moonlady:

iloveummi:

stevechatterton:

Push your characters to the limit without actually killing them off.

I tried to fuckin read this but I can’t bothered converting everything to measurements that make sense

Body heat : 41.6° C

cold water: 4° C

Hot air: 148.8° C

High altitude: 4572m

Diving deep: 85.6m

You are a saint

lemon-catto:

you’re WRONG

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dat-soldier:
“i spent way too much time on this
”

dat-soldier:

i spent way too much time on this

tenaflyviper:

sweetheartsandcharacters:

R. Lee Ermey (24 March 1944–15 April 2018).

I’d just like to add that he also served as an advisor on (and appeared in) “Apocalypse Now” (though he would later dismiss the film as being nothing like the Vietnam war).

Rest in Peace, old soldier.  You will never be forgotten.

estrangedlestrange:

islndgurl777:

flaminganakin:

estrangedlestrange:

concept: anakin sitting in the council room bouncing baby luke on his knees as he adamantly denies having children or attachments 

And denies the Council permission to induct Luke and Leia Skywalker (no relation) into the crèche.

Leia runs up to him yelling, “Daddy! Look at this picture I drew of you and me and Mommy!”

He praises her artwork and tells her they will put it on the fridge at home, then turns to Mace and says, “I have no idea who this child is.”

all the comments on this post are the best out of any I’ve ever gotten but Anakin looking Mace dead in the eye and saying “I had no idea who this child is” might honestly be the best addition of them all

indoorplantmom:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

turing-tested:

terezi is so fucking raw all the time all the time. lest we forget she once said “1F W3 3V3R M33T 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13” at the tender age of 13. love that bitch