Barbarians make the best rogues
DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.
Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.
Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!
DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…
Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!
my sollux being sad,,,
please don’t use this for yourself or your rp muses, since this is my rp muse!
![infinite-bag-of-boys:
“ It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited:...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/70270d5603856d51daba6f380675b02d/tumblr_otrjebsNv11w7l1mao1_400.gifv)
It’s TAZ day ayyy - Lunar Interlude V this time!! I know it’s not an *arc* as such but it’s still one of my favourites…. and I just really wanted to draw Fisher lmao
[Here There Be Gerblins: x]
[Murder on the Rockport Limited: x]
[Petals to the Metal: x]
[The Crystal Kingdom: x]
[The Eleventh Hour: x]
[The Suffering Game: x]
Every year I share this with a friend on Facebook on September 1st. I’m starting this tradition on Tumblr now.
THE TIME HAS COME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.
IT IS.
SEPTEMBER.
shmi:
Colors of Disney: Moana (4 of 4)
And the call isn’t out there at all, it’s inside me
It’s like the tide, always falling and rising
I will carry you here in my heart you’ll remind me
That come what may, I know the way
I am Moana!
