chefpyro:

officialfist:

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

Hypothesis: Everything can be linked to Metal Gear through three associations or less.

Oh yeah?! Test this!- Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin is Russian.

Revolver Ocelot is Russian. Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in Russia.

You can do better.

You’re right, that was weak- Assassin’s Creed.

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood had a Raiden skin.

Well fuck- Legend of Zelda.

This one feels self-explanatory.

Donald trump

crystal-the-reaper:

As far as I’m concerned, these are Sniper’s parents…

They raised him.  They cared for him.  

Who would have been there for him when he was a child?  Who would have comforted him after he was bullied?  Who would of kissed better his bumps and bruises from falling down?  Who would have let him crawl into their bad after a bad dream?  Who would have made him chicken noodle soup when he was sick?  Who stuck by him even though he was different and lanky and not like the other children?  

THEM.

His mother was there to listen to him…

His father heavily disapproved of his job, but the man still stayed in contact…

They were there for him.  

WHICH IS MORE THAN CAN BE SAID FOR THESE TWO SELFISH BASTARDS…

They abandoned Sniper without a second though/left him to die in a time when he needed them most.

So in my eyes, his real parents are the couple that lived at Red House on the Left and adopted him from the rubble. 

They may not have brought him into this world, but they stuck by him for the rest of their lives.  They are his real family.

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: does your character have a name yet?

Me (gnome druid): Yes… its Hella.

DM: …what.

Me: No, no, its WAT not WHAT.

DM: Excuse me?

Me: my name is Hella Wat.

DM: …you can’t do that.

Me: but it came up in a gnomeish name generator!

DM (stares pointedly at the rogue, who is usually the problem child): this is your fault somehow.

bobsupportgroup:

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rosewell:

pixal-squid:

warrior cats is just game of thrones for furries

@moonpaw

daily-davestrider:

semi quick doodle

ravencapri:

the author of my immortal revealing shes on tumblr but not revealing her url is, by far, the biggest power move of 2017

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

mohiko:

chefpyro:

Hypothesis: Everything can be linked to Metal Gear through three associations or less.

Oh yeah?! Test this!- Vladimir Putin.

Vladimir Putin is Russian.

Revolver Ocelot is Russian. Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in Russia.

You can do better.

You’re right, that was weak- Assassin’s Creed.

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood had a Raiden skin.

Well fuck- Legend of Zelda.

This one feels self-explanatory.

potoobrigham:

Childhood. Part 3.

Part 1. 2.

severalowls:

zetadar:

severalowls:

If you successfully reanimate somebody with their mind and body intact then don’t ever call yourself a necromancer. You’re a fucking cleric and don’t belong in our community.

this is lich-exclusionist and i will not have it, just cause i managed to keep my mind through the process of lichdom it doesn’t make me any less a necromancer, not only that the creation of a cadaver allows me to keep the minds of whoever i reanimate intact but still under my control, reapeat after me 👏IF 👏YOU 👏 REANIMATE👏WITH👏 CONSCIOUSNESS👏YOU 👏 ARE 👏 VALID👏

I am sick of liches derailing my post and making it all about them.

This is a post for necromancers and if you have cast off the shackles of mortality then you can’t still call yourself a necromancer. Undead and necromancer are mutually exclusive identities and if you are a lich you need to make your own community with vampires lords etc. and leave us the hell alone.

Oh and living thralls are NEVER valid. That is enchantment. Read a grimoire, idiot.

What about bards? they can resurrect people at lvl 12